Someone who gets so shitty
that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock
in a hapless chicken!
"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"