intose 

A word that originates from schoolyard handball, which is used to represent a rule that no-one has a clue as to its definition. Intose is called whenever an excuse is needed, and it cannot be rejected, because no-one knows what the fuck it means.

*playing handball*
*Dude A hits ball at a porcupine*

Dude B: "You're out."
Dude A: "Intose!"
Dude B: "....okay."

intose by Ruscur January 22, 2011

Infosec 

A profession that turns normal people into whiskey drinking, swearing, paranoid, disheartened curmudgeons with no hope for the future of computers or humanity.

Hi, I work in Infosec. Please pass the whiskey. No, I won't fix your computer.

Infosec by mzbat January 12, 2016

Lactose intolerant intolerant 

The inability to be around people that incessantly talk about their condition.

I can't stand to eat lunch with Sally. All she talks about is being lactose intolerant. I'm lactose intolerant intolerant.

Lactose intolerant intolerant by Rollo168 March 14, 2014

Bull Shit Intolerance 

Being figuratively allergic to the incessant lieing of individuals that are obviously making blatant falsehoods.

In other words: Knowing a bullshitter and his or her bullshit when you see it and effectively showing your dislike of said bullshit and or bullshitter.

Guy: I never dated that nasty whore.

Girl: -Sneezes-

Guy: You okay?

Girl: -Laughs- Oh I'm fine, I just suffer from a very serious case of Bull Shit Intolerance.

Bull Shit Intolerance by Cowboy Lady February 12, 2010

lactose intolerant 

Lactose intolerant is when someone can't eat dairy foods because of the lactose content. When someone who is lactose intolerant eats dairy without taking a pill, that person has horrible bellyaches.

Jillian is lactose intolerant; she can't drink milk.

lactose intolerant by xxyuli September 3, 2006

intoxerpated 

ADJ. The feeling you get when you are drunk and see a chick that you instantly all for; said chick does not need to be overly attractive or ridiculously cool, for whatever reason you are madly in love with her at that moment. This word is a combination of the words "intoxicated" and "twitterpated".

"I'm still riding a boner coaster from that chick in the skirt, dude. She's got me straight up intoxerpated."

intoxerpated by a quickdraw/ripcord production April 1, 2006

iNose 

Term used in countries with below freezing temperatures in a reaction to Apple's stupid Pressure Sensitive Resistive touchscreens that don't allow the use of gloved hands. Rather than take your gloves off, people with more pointed noses use the aforementioned body part to do basic functions on the phone, using the already cold nose in place of a currently warm gloved hand. Also leads to iMyopia in the long term.

"It's freezing out there. Hang on while I answer this phone using the iSmear method with my iNose...."

iNose by ichats February 5, 2010