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Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.
Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

Intimidating 

intimidating is a adjective that represents the act when someone is scary or has the ‘don’t mess with me’ vibe
Alex: -He was staring me dead in the eyes and he was around 7’5, he was so creepy, man...
George: -He was so intimidating...
Intimidating by one_normal_person October 1, 2019

voter intimidation 

When you go to vote and a hate group like Black Panthers is standing outside the door with military year on.
Philadelphia had several cases of voter intimidation during the 2012 presidential election. There were also suspicions of voter fraud since every single vote cast in the city was for Obama.

Intoxicationship 

A relationship, usually hooking up, that only occurs when both parties are drunk.
She wanted to get more serious, but I told her I liked our intoxicationship.

Anal intoxication

The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.
"Hey I just did some anal intoxication and got really drunk during school!" "You have a problem you sick bitch."

premature intoxication 

Getting wasted prior to leaving the house for a bar, party, or anywhere else you were planning on having drinks
Holy crap, did you guys see Craig last night? We went to his condo to have a few drinks before hitting the club, but he had already consumed enough vodka to cause a premature intoxication situation.
premature intoxication by 2dguy December 9, 2008