Wood

an erect penis.

"dude, i got morning wood!"

by daniel knight July 7, 2003

In The Woods

Lost or confused. Unable to see the forest for the trees. Given that golfers try to avoid the wooded parts of a golf course, this adds irony to the phrase when used in reference to Tiger Woods.

His affair was going great but then his wife found out and now he's in the woods

by Havan_IronOak May 20, 2011

Wood

Related to a penis. Wood is hard, straight, and long.

THE HARD PIECE OF WOOD IS RAGING!!!!

by dsksldhfklhdslkvhflskjyuoirte March 7, 2016

Wood

Something woodchucks would chuck an unknown amount of if given the ability and opportunity to chuck it.

How much WOOD would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck WOOD?

A woodchuck would chuck as much WOOD as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck WOOD.

by ssbbKid88 December 21, 2018

wooding

doing nothing, chilling.

hey man, what are you up to?

i'm just wooding.

by j-deez August 30, 2007

Wood

Wood is what is found in your pants when a beauty walks past, making your flacid member into a rod of pure wood

she was so attractive i found wood from a distance of 36 metres, i went home and used my wood to hammer in some nails

by chap your lady October 23, 2003

Woods

Short for Backwood.

Example 1: Finna smoke Woods by the hasty Dawg.

Example 2: I only wrap my blunt's with woods fham

by cosmicunity May 23, 2017