Analogous to the blagotubes
, the intervines are the information superhighway for plants. Theorized to exist as the communication vector in many evil-tentacle-plant movies. (such as The Ruins
) Not to be confused with 'intervenes', damn it!
The plant kingdom routinely communicates via the intervines.
"Mathias, you haven't been answering my calls... gimme a ring when you've got a minute. See ya soon." - The intervines
(n.) - The internet grapevine of gossip, rumors, innuendo and news flashes
"How did I hear this? I heard it on the intervine somewhere! It's gone viral now, everyone's talking
-- overheard at a watercooler in Manhattan, June 25, 2011