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Internship 

An internship is when (usually a college undergraduate) goes and works for a company who can get away with paying him a very small salary or often nothing because he hasn't graduated yet.

It's basically just working to make someone rich and getting nothing in return - the modern equivalent of slavery, except nowadays, people are actually willing.
Person A: Hey! I got an internship with yahoo this summer!

Person B: Awesome! What will your job involve?

Person A: Correcting grammatical errors, making cups of coffee.. you know the usual - they're paying me $50 bucks at the end of the six weeks.

Person B: That sounds fantastic! That'll really benefit your career in the years to come.

Internship by porcolatos April 23, 2009
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Unpaid Internship

An act of desperation primarily employed by career-oriented underclassmen who lack the necessary skills to claim that they have employable skills.

Synonyms: Indentured servitude
Chad took an unpaid internship at his daddy's firm to put an extra line on his resume.
Unpaid Internship by bloopy123 June 25, 2018

Internshit 

Having a shitty internship or not looking forward to the prospect of having to look for an internship
"what are you plans this week?"
"oh I have to take care of this internshit it sucks!"

or

"what are those papers about?"
"oh thats just internshit"
Internshit by hyver345 July 6, 2009

hand internship 

Guy: hey baby. I have a surprise in my pocket for you
Girl: ew. Are you asking me to give you a hand job
Guy: no, more like a hand internship
hand internship by H-Dawg_ May 15, 2015

intershitsion

The act of taking a quick shit in the one minute intermission between games whilst playing online COD and being seated in time for the next game.
Just as the game of call of duty ends rufus decides its time for a intershitsion so he can take the jackson five for their diving lesson before his next game.
intershitsion by McFisterson November 28, 2011

Internshit 

(n): A internship that produces no measurable value to the intern, possibly with false promises of real responsibility and/or makes you hate your life each day.
"Hey how's the project coming along at the manufacturing company?"

"Well, I just make coffee for my boss every day and unclog the toilet in the women's bathroom a few times each week. It's more like an internshit."
Internshit by doc1178 July 14, 2009

intership 

when two people are so close but so far in the same time
me and this girl i know are in an intership
intership by Y.O.S.R March 16, 2022