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Internet Band-Aid 

When someone on the internet whines about their life just so they can get a shitload of people to put an emotional "band-aid" on said user by feeling sorry for him/her. These are the same type of people that censor their YouTube comment section or complain about trivial shit like "cyber bullying". Most commonly seen on Facebook where bitches are always talking about how "broken" they are.
Half of all female Facebook users utilize internet band-aids.
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Internet bangers 

A word I heard from triste loko to big lokote. Internet banger is when a person over the Internet that pertends to be hard like a bad ass but irl they are lil weenies.
Big lokote is a Internet banger he talks all this trash but triste loko tells him to meet him at his hood but he a weenie he never showed up. Internet bangers are scared irl.
Internet bangers by -RICH- October 7, 2016

Internet Band 

A group of musical people who met on the internet and formed a band in which they each record themselves separately and put it all together in Audacity.
"Dude! Go on Youtube and check out my Internet Band!"

Internet Bangin' 

Internet Bangin' is the act of gang bangin' but on tha internetz.

Used mostly by internet tough guys, e-gangsters and virtual thugz.
Internet bangin' be like:
CripKilluh1337: aye where u from jit?
John: i don't bang nigga
Internet Bangin' by Lifs February 1, 2023

internet banging

To act harder than you really are over the internet, or phone.
Buster: Yo holmes, im gunna whip you ass!

Casper: Simon? I'll meet you at West Park on South Central blvd and Alondra.

Buster: Your not worth my time. Or Your not worth it.

Casper: Then quit wasting my time internet banging, leva! I got a bullet for you, next time I see you, punk chabala.
internet banging by 1Casper3 January 25, 2009

internet banking

1. Using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.
1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.
internet banking by sming January 8, 2010

internet banking

see barclays, but surfing the web.
sorry mom, i know casualty is on, but i need to do some internet banking.
internet banking by iain May 19, 2004