A social inadequate person who tries to get his point across on the internet because they can't do it in real life. Generally rubs his bishop over linux searching for open ports on other peoples computers. They have many many online friends all over the world. More than likely a moderator of a forum or game server. Conspiracies are a must!

1. French for "me"

2. Meaning "me"; usually used by Internet nerds, homo/metrosexuals, and diva-like females

The intentional misspelling or shortening of common words in order to sound cool in some circles. It is similar to ebonics in spoken english, but used, as the name implies in typed english. Typobonics is used almost exclusively on the internet, not uncommonly used in teenage chatrooms, blogs about boy bands, instant messages and e-mails between teenage girls about high school drama.
Typobonics is considered by some to be lazy and low-class.

Not to be confused with l33t, which is common with internet nerds, or the condensed written english associated with text messaging, which is shortened out of necessity of the nature of a text message.

A Male Internet user who tries to distinguish himself as a picky opinionated person, especially in the field of observing women. When in actuality they are very desperate for women, and would fuck anything. Also said male is typically very unattractive himself.

v;The Act of seaching, desperately, for women online, usually for pseudo sex or cyber sex. Nerds, Geeks, Fatties, Pedos, and Artia are the usual practitioners of this depraved activity.

Someone who is internet is far from cool in real life. And I don't mean that they are nerds that people have actually heard of I mean those inbetween kids that you see in the hall and wonder if they're new, when you've seen them before and have went to school with them for 5 years. They go into chatrooms with retardly random names that are nothing like their real names to trick people into thinking they are clever. They make lots of e-friends by seeming to be nice/normal at first but then use the power of their internet popularity to be a total dick. Most people stick by the internet cool person to appear internet cool aswell. The internet cool person then becomes a total smartass to everyone and they all make internet inside jokes and get on the computer whenever they can.
They mostly always say things like:
Ohai, Lulz, Bai, Kthxbai, Guise, etc.

A term coined by the writers of rockpapershotgun.com to describe the Angry Men who inhabit the Internet and become angry about things such as video game patches, color palettes, and people who do not like the video game which they like.