intellectual Snuggie

A person functioning as an emotional or intellectual safety net for another, who dates others but keeps the Snuggie around for emo needs.

Q: Have y'all hooked up?
A: He's dating some skank. I'm just his intellectual Snuggie.

intellectual Snuggie by bunnificus May 27, 2009

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