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Intellitard 

An 'Intellitard' is one who has a stunning intelligence level, but a lack of judgment to use it. This person usually has waves of high intelligence, followed by lows of supposed retardation, in a sense that is totally unexpected to concerned parties.
My genius son occasionally lacks common sense. He is an intellitard!

Intellistocracy 

Rule by the intelligent. Far superior to any other form of government because disputes can be debated on until a true compromise is reached.
Unfortunately, there are not enough intelligent people in any one country to stage a coup and form an intellistocratic government.

Intellitard 

A mentally handicapped person who can perform common tasks (flushing a toilet), but fails to execute semi-complex tasks (counting change, multitasking).
For some reason, the manager always puts Jimmy on the cash register, even though he can never count the change back to the customers. You would think he would realize he's an intellitard and limit him to filling the condiment station...
Intellitard by magicmonkeymeat August 1, 2008

Intelliniggers 

Hipster niggers who dress really nice (white), do not butcher the english language, and they read books past the third grade level unlike their cousins, the thugs (white trash of the negro ancestry).
Intelliniggers enjoy lattes while flirting with glasses wearing hipster girls in the political science section of the library.
Intelliniggers by boozec August 27, 2009

jinhit.intertaintment 

A very good tiktoker😏
Girl 1: Jinhit.intertaintment is a good fan page
Girl 2: of she is

intellitard 

a person who graduates from or is participating in intellitec college.
Person 1: so how is college going?
Person 2: it's okay, but im surrounded by intellitards.
Person 1: Well what did you expect you would get from going to intellitec?
intellitard by roflmaopims October 17, 2009