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crazy like a Spock who’s just had his mother insulted 

Very, very angry, and probably about to strangle you. It refers to Star Trek's character Mr. Spock, who can be a very pissed off alien if somebody dares mention his human mother, and therefore provokes an emotional reaction in him. It is not, under any circumstances, an advisable move.

First used by Brittany Diamond in her Star Trek TOS commentary.
If someone has to ask about Landrew one more FREAKIN’ time and NOT get an answer, I swear I will go CRAZY like a SPOCK who’s just had his MOTHER insulted.
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insulters circle 

The term used for your circle of friends that are close enough to you that they can insult you freely without hard feelings or consequence.
Example 1:
Josie: "Yeah, she called me a whore the other day, but its fine because shes in my insulters circle."

Example 2:
Harry: "God, Haley, you're so fat. You should really get more exercise."
Haley: "Hell nah! You are not in my insulters circle, that is SO not okay." *bitch slap*
insulters circle by joley5204d6 September 18, 2009

insultosaurus 

Someone who insults others frequently and wittily.
"Faye is such an insultosaurus."
insultosaurus by Athenais May 25, 2006
when you are extremely agitated with someone or something or when something puts you off so much that you have to say, "I'm pretty insulted about..."
Kelli and I were pretty insulted with the crowd at that bar. Or, I was pretty insulted when he didn't return my call.
Insulted by Ashley C. January 5, 2006

insultist 

An equal opportunist that has master the art of insulting everyone that he/she comes into contact with .
Johnny (insultist) walks into a room and verbally attacks everyone he see's before they have an opportunity to have a conversation. "Hey is that fat head run in your family or did you just get slapped alot?"
insultist by skywalker n az February 4, 2010

The Ass- Insults 

Assache
Assbaby
Assball
Assbrain
Assburger
Assbutt
Asscheese
Asschild
Assclown
Asscum
Assface
Assfleck
Asshat
Asshaul
Asshippie
Asshead
Asshole
Asslick
Assling
Assman
Assmark
Assmaster
Assmung
Asstard
Asstechnician
Asstool

Three Great Insults

The three (3) great insults are known as: ok boomer, no u, and ur mom gay.
Boomer: You kids can't do anything these days!
Zoomers: * pulls out Three Great Insults*
Zoomer 1: ok boomer
Zoomer 2: no u
Zommer 3: ur mom gay
Boomer: *dies*
Three Great Insults by meinufakku November 30, 2019