instaspy 

Noun - Someone who occasionally watches you by going to your profile to see if you have any new photos. Someone can be called an instaspy if they like your somewhat recent photos after an extended time has passed in which your photo no longer appears in the feed, meaning that they saw it on your profile.

Verb - The act of repeatedly going on a person's profile to see if they have any new pictures. The liking of photos may occur but is not necessary.

"Whatshisname is such an instaspy. I put this photo up 2 weeks ago and he's just liking it."

instaspy by Espeonage December 13, 2013

Instaspiffy 

When you get a blowjob and when you finish they swallow but also use their mouth to wipe down the rest of your dick so you’re “clean” afterwards

bro last night Tiffany gave me the instaspiffy, made my dick tingle

Instaspiffy by LilMac69 March 28, 2022

Instaspank

Pounding your meat to random Instagram pics.

I couldn’t find any porn that was working for me today so I decided to instaspank instead.

When I’m at work I just instaspank. I can’t look for porn on the company network.

Instaspank by Eaton Holgoode April 1, 2018

Instaspluge

The act of instantaneously ejaculating upon seeing an attractive women and or gender one is attracted to.

I saw this apple-bottom babe in yoga pants and boom... instaspluge!

Instaspluge by thecouncilofelders November 7, 2012

Instaspam 

The posting of large numbers of instagram photos one after the other and clogging up the feed

Ralph: Man that dude Mark has just posted 16 photos of his cat.

Lauren: Damn I hate instaspam

Instaspam by DrBob57 January 19, 2013

Instaspotting 

Hobby. Seeking and venturing to aesthetically pleasing locations for taking Instagram pictures.

Lauren and Brianna are free this weekend, so we’ll probably go Instaspotting at this pumpkin patch!

Instaspotting by GreentheQueen March 29, 2021

instasplooge 

Something so awesome that it upsets your body's natural order and makes you splooge instantaneously.

Ex #1
Vicks: Check out my new guitar man isn't it killer?
Wedge: Ya man, I instasplooged when I saw it.

Ex #2
Vicks: That girl I was with last night was so hot! I instaslpooged as soon as I got inside her!

instasplooge by Erin Scott April 4, 2008