instant hard on

to walk into a dance club and see a bunch of hot bitches; when you leave you tell your buddies that you got an instant hard on in front of your wife.

man, I just walked into the club and "instant hard on"

by Ziggy21 August 10, 2008

instant hard-on remover

A thing or event which is so unattractive that it can cause a man to lose an erection instantly, or even render him temporarily impotent.

When my girfriend pooped during sex, it was like instant hard-on remover

by GameboyRMH November 27, 2004