instabust
Upon seeing a chick so hot, you instantaneously cream your pants. It's like a super-fast wet dream, but awake and in public. Often used in hyperbole since guys don't actually do this, except lame-ass premies.
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instabust
instabust by The Real Nard Dog March 27, 2011
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instabust • Insta Buster • Instabestie • Instabuse • Insta lusting • Instacunt • instabeat • instapussy • instastalker • Instabate
Instastuck
The inability to get off of Instagram.
Unable to close the Instagram App.
When one is stuck in his or her current physical state or location due to being on Instagram.
Unable to close the Instagram App.
When one is stuck in his or her current physical state or location due to being on Instagram.
My husband has been instastuck for over an hour…can’t get him out of the bathroom because he is on Instagram.
Instastuck by Hipmomma January 23, 2023
Instastalking
When you browse through someone's Instagram page for a period of time without liking or commenting on any of their photos or videos
Person A: Dude, have you seen Person C?! She is so hot!
Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.
Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.
Instastalking by DoubleM_2000 June 9, 2014
instabuy
Person 1: "hey check it out, a t-shirt with a lion riding a flying manta ray, just $10 today only"
Person 2: "oh my god, instabuy"
Person 2: "oh my god, instabuy"
instabuy by swissarmyshark June 29, 2011
Instacunt
A woman who's emotions turn from happy (or at least normal) to raging cunt in the blink of an eye for no apparent or good reason.
I was minding my own business when she turned instacunt on me.
We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.
We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.
Instacunt by BizzyBlond October 8, 2009
InstaBitch
A person on Instagram who is only interested in their own follower gain. Usually narcissistic teenage girls who secretly think they'll be the next Kylie Jenner.
Jane: I'm gonna follow this fake whore so she'll follow me, then I'll unfollow her and hope that dumb bitch doesn't find out.
Jane is the example of an Instabitch.
Jane is the example of an Instabitch.
InstaBitch by YoungRichGod April 14, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.