Instacation 

Noun.

An entire vacation spent taking and posting pictures on Instagram.

It looked like you had a great time on your instacation.

Instacation by Laurie H. August 4, 2017

Instacart 

A grocery delivery service where some stranger drives to your house with the groceries you order on it.

I need some stuff but I have to take care of my grandma for the day. I'll just Instacart it.

Instacart by legal4s April 14, 2021

instacation 

Short trip, unusual one-off experience, mini-vacation. The more novel and adventurous the better.

Steve and Frank took an instacation to Hawaii to see the lava flowing into the ocean.

instacation by travel junkie January 4, 2012

Instapastor 

Instapastor

He has no congregation, he acts like a pastor on Instagram, he an Instapastor

Instapastor by Pastor John marco May 11, 2020

instacash 

When you put on a condom for the first time and upon placement, you instantly achieve an erection.

Guy 1:Can I ask you a personal question?

Guy 2: Sure, go ahead.

Guy 1: Did you get instacash the first time that you tried on a condom?

Guy 2: Yeah, doesn't everyone?

instacash by Not Op January 23, 2014

Instacartunnel Syndrome

The painful throbbing feeling in an Instacart shopper's opposable thumbs, frantically searching for a batch that will never arrive.

Baby, why aren't you playing video games tonight?

I got instacartunnel syndrome, because the bots are stealing all the goddamn batches!!

Instacartunnel Syndrome by Cattard April 30, 2020

Instacartian 

Any Instacart employee, or people who use Instacart on a regular basis.

Instacartians never pick good produce for my order.

Instacartian by YouNeedABreathMint January 4, 2022