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Masturbating or because of the inability to get a girl in bed masturbate instead
Guy1: Has Ron ever gotten around the bases

Guy2: No but he hits inside the park homeruns everyday
#inside the park homerun #masturbating #failure #ron #jesus
by HitlerJesus April 27, 2010
2 Words related to inside the park homerun
Having sexual relations in the bathroom of a bar. Called the inside the park home run because you're hooking up right there and then in the bar, whilst saving yourself the trouble of traveling to the others domicile.
"Damn! Did you hear Jerry hit an inside the park home run with that chick he just met over there on the dance floor?!"
#homer #insider #home run #inside the park #bangin
by Trouserboy69 April 13, 2009
An inside the park home run is incest.
When Cletus told us he'd scored an inside the park home run, we knew his sister "Ugly Jane" had lost her virginity.
#home run #incest #poontang #boink #screw
by scodder May 16, 2010
The baseball themed innuendo equivalent to rape.
Bro #1: "Dude I totally ended last night with an Inside-the-park Home run."
Bro #2: "Isn't that illegal?"
Bro #1: "Not when the catcher's drunk!"
Bro #2: "Chyeah, brah!"
#rape #innuendo #baseball #home run #stealing home
by heyguyzzz January 26, 2011
When the chick you initially thought would ask you to pull out allows you to jizz inside her.

Oh yeahhhh...last night her Ludwig was so tight and I even hit an inside the park home run!
#ludwig #home run #sex #intercouse #stop making me follow tag quotas
by danman1202 July 10, 2008
To successfully have sexual intercourse with your own sister.
Billy hit an inside the park home run last night, and now his mother is mortified.
#inside the park home run #inside the park homerun #home run #homerun #inside the park #fucking #fucking your sister #fuck #sister
by McCock, the Crime Dick August 07, 2007
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