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impossibullshit

noun : impossible and bullshit in 1 word to label something/person
1: That was impossibullshit
2: You are impossibullshit
impossibullshit by justin shin December 21, 2004

Impossibro 

When a bro does something for another bro that's almost literally too bro to be true.
Guy: "Hey man, I know my leg is broken, and it's hard to walk, but I figured you'd dig a drink, so I hiked the half mile up this cliff with this large ice chest full of freezing cold water, Big Red, and Natty Lite."

Other guy: "Dude, that is fucking impossibro."

They then proceed to Impossibrofist as fuck.

impossibrew 

A drink of legend, so hard to mix, or so delicious, that no mere mortal could make it.
Is the barkeep a wizard or something? This coffee is a true impossibrew!
impossibrew by Azai July 11, 2016

impossibrew 

A combined word of 'impossible' and 'brew'. Meaning a beer (but not limited to beer) that both taste and feel like alcohol - without alcohol (the impossible). Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Alcohol-free drinks are often seen as dull and boring, mostly because they fail to replicate the feeling provided by alcohol. Since most believe that the point of drinking is to enjoy its effects, an alcohol-free beer with the sensations of alcohol is widely considered impossible.
(Noun.) Hey, have you heard of impossibrew? It's a beer that tastes and feels like alcohol - without alcohol.

(Adj.) Damn, this is an impossibrew.
impossibrew by FoodnDrinkDefs March 13, 2021

impossibula 

When something is more than impossible, one would use the word 'impossibula' to get their point across
#Impossibula
Sebastian: Hey everyone look, I can fly
Everyone: Don't be silly sebas, that's impossibula
impossibula by BobbyBallbagz March 14, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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