impatient perfectionist 

Someone who wants everything perfect but doesn't have the energy or time to do it. So the project ends up looking a little above average.

Wow you really did a fantastic job being average you you lazy control freek impatient perfectionist.

impatient perfectionist by bigfootshands January 2, 2014

Impatient 

Being frustrated at having to wait for something.

Rhino is getting impatient because the meaning of "Jodie" is taking ages to come up.

Impatient by Spearmint Rhino April 3, 2003

Impatient Dentist 

When you are about to finish in a girl's mouth when she doesn't want you to, so she closes her mouth. Then you proceed to blow your load all over her closed lips like a dentist who's trying to get in someones mouth to clean but just gets pissed off.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "It was hilarious. My girl wouldn't open her mouth when I wanted to finish. I couldn't wait any longer so I gave her the impatient dentist."

Impatient Dentist by Mr. 35 July 19, 2010

Impatient Gourmet 

The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.

"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."

Impatient Gourmet by Alexis September 30, 2004

Impatient Patient

I calmly get frustrated waiting on waiting. I'm a patient person but impatiently patient about waiting

I'm impatient patient about waiting on a response from her...does she wanna bang or what?

Impatient Patient by wessidec April 8, 2011

Impatientist Painter 

Impatientism is a 21th-century art movement characterized by sloppy, quick, rushed strokes, scraping, or dumping of paints on canvas without giving any shit whatsoever for 'drying time', technique, forethought, or the end result. Impatientism originated with two brothers in Los Angeles that had absolutely zero patients for anything but wanted to see if they could make something "cool" looking since all the stuff at LACMA what total crap; especially a piece of art that was just a small canvas painted red...infuriating.

Scott can't draw for shit and he's the most impatient person in the world, but he loves to paint abstract art and considers himself and Impatientist Painter.

Impatientist Painter by BabyFishMouth November 26, 2019

impatientness

to not want to wait for something,
to not want to be patient

hugh had the sexiest skinny jeans.
my impatientness to see them was rediculous

impatientness by amandapandaexoh December 16, 2008