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cunt inlaw 

Most guys that get married get a mother inlaw, but other less fortunate fella's get a cunt inlaw. No matter what these poor slobs do to appease the old bat its never good enough and the nosey bitch is always trying to break up a happy couple. Cunt inlaws problems most often stem from being jealous of their own daughters having a better marriage than they do.
One day an average Joe surprises his coworkers by actually going out with them for drinks after work. One of them ask him whats the occasion and the response is, "I called my sweety and found out the cunt inlaw stopped by for another unannounced visit."
cunt inlaw by jpg3 October 6, 2010

Notting Hill In-laws

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage

man's sister: what is it?

man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.

sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth

man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.

sister: Lol. Are you serious?

man: Dead serious.
People who don't like you and are constantly talking about you, spreading slander on Urban Dictionary!
Oh, you haven't met (insert word) until you've met my in-laws!
In-Laws by This is crazy March 31, 2013

inlawful 

Describes the losers in your spouse's family.
The holidays are going to suck. We have to spend it with my husband's inlawful brother.
inlawful by Rachelie December 20, 2008

Peter in Laws 

Two men who have had sex with the same woman.
John and Mark have both had sex with Sally. John and Mark are peter in laws.
Peter in Laws by C Burn August 26, 2013

cock in-laws 

When two guys have sex with the same person they become cock in-laws.
You had sex with Tina too! I guess that makes us cock in-laws! Welcome to the family!
cock in-laws by bagineria January 10, 2007