bedtime inkjet

When you're having a quiet wank next to your partner at bedtime, usually after they've rejected you, and just as you're about to cum you roll over and jizz over them instead

I gave Jesse a bedtime inkjet last night, after she said she had a headache and wasn't in the mood

by InkjetInventor May 31, 2018

Inkjet-Lead Zeppelin

A person or group of people who argue about which writing utensil is best. Ranging anywhere from pens, pencils, lead pencils, calligraphy pens, etc. The list is practically endless. Can be abbreviated to ILZs.

"Hey dude, could you pass me a pencil? I need to fill this very important form out."
"Why on Earth would you use a pencil, here's a pen instead."
"No, give me a pencil."
"No!"
"Fine, you Inkjet-Lead Zeppelin."
"What?"
"Oh, it's nothing."

by RDTurcios July 31, 2021