When you're wiping after a shit, and even after what feels like hundreds of wipes, there is still brown on the toilet paper. It is as if you are wiping ink off of a brown marker.
Person 1: Bro, what took you so long? That was like a 40-minute shit!
Person 2: Sorry bro, I had ink ass.
Person 2: Sorry bro, I had ink ass.
by Vultrex480 February 21, 2023