infuxstability 

a state where a person is unable to carry out normal daily activities due to the lack of tubesteak filling up a vertical bacon sandwich.

Douchebag 1: Krauser missed the wedding, he had trouble putting on his pants.
Douchebag 2: is he a clinically fucktarded?
Douchebag 1: No, he is just ugly as fuck and is going through some serious infuxstability.

infuxstability by t-is-for-tobie March 1, 2008