infiniwipe

when the density of one's ass hair prohibits ass wiping from ever being fully complete

I had horrible infiniwipe tonight; i really need to shave my crack

by natlab March 11, 2009

infiniwipe

The seemingly perpetual act of cleaning the anus, with toilet paper or by hand for example, due to the sheer volume of fecal matter.

I apologize for being tardy for my job interview: I had an infiniwipe.

by DrZaius! September 8, 2010