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when the density of one's ass hair prohibits ass wiping from ever being fully complete
I had horrible infiniwipe tonight; i really need to shave my crack
by natlab October 29, 2008
The seemingly perpetual act of cleaning the anus, with toilet paper or by hand for example, due to the sheer volume of fecal matter.
I apologize for being tardy for my job interview: I had an infiniwipe.
by DrZaius! September 08, 2010