when the density of one's ass hair prohibits ass wiping from ever being fully complete
I had horrible infiniwipe tonight; i really need to shave my crack
by natlab October 29, 2008
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The seemingly perpetual act of cleaning the anus, with toilet paper or by hand for example, due to the sheer volume of fecal matter.
I apologize for being tardy for my job interview: I had an infiniwipe.
by DrZaius! September 08, 2010