You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 5 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive.
by dicknommer69 October 22, 2019
An anime where literally every girl character falls for the main character, Ichika Orimura. Ichika was the first man ever to be able to activate an Infinite Stratos (IS) and is sent to an all girl school in order to learn how to use the IS.
by JomamaYomama October 23, 2013
The average/failing/truant student's greatest enemy. No longer are your attendance and academic records only seen by your parents every six weeks. With Infinite Campus, your mother and father have instant access to your grades and attendance records. So if you have a 2.5 GPA and regularly skip bullshit classes, like me, you're fucked.
I got the whooping of my life last night when my dad saw that I got a 38% on my trigonometry test.
Fuck you Infinite Campus.
Fuck you Infinite Campus.
by gimmedatsammich February 22, 2011
A game that can save or cripple the halo series.
Halo Infinite is being developed by 343 industries and takes place after the events of halo 5 guardians.
As seen at e3 2018, halo infinite features the iconic art style that halo fans love. The music that played during the trailer was nostalgic,and gave the viewers a sense of hope.
What will ruin the game is the advanced mobility that was seen in the previous title, and Microtransactions such as Req Packs.
The game’s release date is unknown as of now, but many people believe it to release Fall 2019, or Fall 2020.
Halo Infinite is being developed by 343 industries and takes place after the events of halo 5 guardians.
As seen at e3 2018, halo infinite features the iconic art style that halo fans love. The music that played during the trailer was nostalgic,and gave the viewers a sense of hope.
What will ruin the game is the advanced mobility that was seen in the previous title, and Microtransactions such as Req Packs.
The game’s release date is unknown as of now, but many people believe it to release Fall 2019, or Fall 2020.
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 3, 2019
Call of Duty : Infinite Warfare aka Halo 6 : The Force Awakens is one of the worst game ever created by Activision. The trailer of the game currently reached 2.5 million dislikes and it's the second most disliked video on youtube. Also its best known for being raped by Battlefield 1.
Some of the comments below Infinite warfare trailer :
"Infinite Warfare ? More like Infinite dislikes! "
"Just game to see the dislikes."
"1.Buy CoD IW with Modern warfare remastered
2.Install MW remastered and seel IW back
3.Buy Battlefield 1 with a money saved from CoD IW
4.Profit "
"Infinite Warfare ? More like Infinite dislikes! "
"Just game to see the dislikes."
"1.Buy CoD IW with Modern warfare remastered
2.Install MW remastered and seel IW back
3.Buy Battlefield 1 with a money saved from CoD IW
4.Profit "
by CWProkiller May 22, 2016
A first-person shooter with the most amazing gameplay and story I ever seen. You are Booker DeWiit who has to find a girl to wipe away a gamblimg debt it takes place in Columbia a city in the sky that succeeded from the union, so the best way to describe the people that live there are The Flying Racist!!! and the best part of the game is that you get to shoot them on the face with carabines, hand cannons, shot guns, sniper rifles or you can make them shoot themselves on the face with Vigors!!! another awesome type of weapon in this game.
Call Of Duty Black Ops 2= Had 20 hollywood writers and still had a shitty story
BioShock Infinite = A couple of creative people and it had a one of the most original story on gaming
BioShock Infinite = A couple of creative people and it had a one of the most original story on gaming
by XDaisuke117X July 5, 2013
You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It's been three minutes. You can't stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling.
Globs of the infinite cum begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you back as if you were on a bukkake-themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, Only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It's been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backward along the cum...
by r/askurbandictionary February 19, 2022