When a man shoots a large, watery, celery-powered load right below the eyes of their partner and the semen flows down their cheeks like the Colorado River after a heavy duty rain storm.
Olive Garden waiter: Oh man, last night, you shoulda seen it. She was crying cum tears like her entire family was murdered by a psycho killer.
Father at table: My daughter just wants a refill on her Diet Sprite, please.
Father at table: My daughter just wants a refill on her Diet Sprite, please.
by Herb E. Versmels December 18, 2016
The cum that drips from the eyes after blowing a load on someones face and eyes, especially after she has been deep throating and gagging where cum mixes with actual tears secreted by the throated person.
by Bamzamma June 8, 2018
When David broke up with Katie and they had hot break-up sex, the mood was one of cum and tears.
Person A: "I hit a lick on the lottery, but I lost the ticket."
Person B: "Cum and tears, yo."
Person A: "I hit a lick on the lottery, but I lost the ticket."
Person B: "Cum and tears, yo."
by Detroit Linguist December 8, 2010