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infinitard 

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Short for "infinite retardation". Used to describe the aggregate of minutiae, chores, unfulfilling tasks, to-do lists, petty bureaucracies, and random incompetents that clog a day.
Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream in the glorious infinitard.
infinitard by kramsky September 2, 2005
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Infinitard 

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When someone is beyond retarded.
This guy is BEYOND retarded, he's an Infinitard.
Infinitard by Neat22 July 7, 2022
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Infinitrillion 

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In the value of money, there's no higher number .
They were finally content with how much money they have. They are now called Infinitrillionaires!
Infinitrillion by NOLANSCENTS October 24, 2018
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Infinitaire 

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This is a self proclaimed title of a man who sought the living God for ever increasing wealth; mainly to aid all the poor and needy.
Just as there are millionaires and billionaires; there is also an Infinitaire.
Infinitaire by CptNova March 13, 2022
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Infinitrillion 

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In the value of money, there's no higher number .
They were finally content with how much money they have. They are now called Infinitrillionaires!
Infinitrillion by NOLANSCENTS October 24, 2018
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infiniare 

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A person with un-limited funds. Some poor bastard sitting in his mansion with so much money he doesn't know what to do with himself!
I wish that stupid bastard would share the wealth! What does he care he's an infiniare!
infiniare by graemebilly January 13, 2007
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infantard 

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An insult to describe someone who acts stupid and 'retarded' in a very crybaby-ish way.
Stop crying and babbling about toys, Joe, you're actually like an infantard.
infantard by ShadowCreator October 12, 2007
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