indianola 

The pimpenst town in Iowa, which is actually not that much of an accompleshment because theres about 50 cities in IOWAY. Indianola is the coolest because we have the most down in dirty celebration, THE BALLON FEST. Theres lots of hot chicks here. We got national attention on Paul Harvey a couple of years back becase of the "native americans" thinking Indianola Indians (our HS sports team) was offensive. We still have then and love them. The Indianola basketball and XC teams are adored by many Iowans.
The only problem with this place is our duche bag vice princeball Mr. O'Mera

I can't stand Des Moines, theres too many whtie people. Lets go down to Indianola

Wow Indianola has a balloon fest? Thats awesome.

I think i'll go root for the Indinas in the State Tournament.

indianola by indianrunner12 March 8, 2005

Indianola 

A small/mediumish town in Iowa located about 10-15 minutes south of Des moines. If you look around enough, you can find some cool people, but this town is mostly consisting of jocks, preps, and swag fags. Not to mention that it's full of drama. Everywhere you go, you're bound to find it. It's also full of rich, judgmental bitches who judge you on anything you say, do, wear, etc. So basically if you move here, you're fucked.

"This shit sucks!"
Well, that's Indianola for you.

Indianola by asdfa12323 January 11, 2013

Indianoplace 

n. Generally regarded as derogatory name for Indianapolis, Indiana. Comes from the evident lack of anything to do other than get drunk and watch sports and the appearant resistance of many of its inhabitants to allow culture, change, or diversity into the mix.

Helena the rich woman: "Oh, Lancelot! My heart hangs heavy! We shall never see young Chadwick again!!"

Lancelot (dropping monocle in his caviar): "No!! Has he passed on?"

Helena the rich woman: "Worse, dearest one! He has moved to... (30 second pause) INDIANOPLACE!!!!"

(Both gasp in terror. Organ music. A guy in overalls shucks corn in the distance ominously.)

Indianoplace by J.S.Bee September 11, 2005

Indianoplace 

A derogatory term to refer to the city of Indianapolis, Indiana. This nickname is not entirely without merit, however. Although it's a comfortable, Midwest city with a steadily-growing economy, a growing population and an increase in ammenities, it is perceived as being Dullsville to the Coastal cities. It is easy to see why. It lies in the middle of nowhere--in the flat Corn Belt with no mountains, no rivers or even navigable ones, no culture, no lightlife, no high-density developement, no greenspace, no opportunites to get out and enjoy nature, not a huge number of suburbs, no high-tech jobs and abysmal public transportation. Rumor has it that Indy is talking of creating lightrail in the future, but don't count on it. Too many people in the area are too antiquated and narrowminded to accept changing anything.

Indianapolis is making valiant efforts to reinvent itself and has received national recognition for many of its developments. But it has a long way to go before being considered a hip place and a world-class city that it calls itself, for some reason. Yes, it has made improvements but may never shake off its image. You can't help your geography.

Indianoplace gets a bat rap from outsiders who don't know that the city actually has more pros than cons.

Indianoplace by [e-mail] November 24, 2007

indianola 

the biggest potsmoking town in IOWAY.....if you havent heard about 98% of the teen age population has tried or dun pot...well i know this is true because of our high school....we are most famous for our balloon festival which is quite possibly the most boring event ever invented......to watch, idk about flying. One last thing, people say two wrongs dont make a right, but i think they do, potsmoking + balloon fest=the most boring town ever.....which is right

have u ever been to Indianola? i wouldnt even bother

indianola by indianrunner12 May 13, 2005

indianola 

studies show that
-112% of the people in indianola iowa are gay.
-70% of the people eat babies.
-43% of the people are mentally retarded.
-90% of the people can't dance.
-.01% of the people are Mexican.
-.00000000015% of the people are actually black.
-100% of the people think they're black.
and -:> ]]]|?/;'"'ooo
THE END

People in Indianola, Iowa are gay.
People in Indianola, Iowa smoke crack.
People in Indianola, Iowa are quacks.

indianola by Hebalajeba April 13, 2008

Indianola 

a small town in corn loving nebraska with a population of ten. most poeple are redneck hicks or retards, which ever you prefer. most people grow up to be pot heads, farmers, or failures.

tom grew up in Indianola and has eight kids and three farms. he likes marijuna.

Indianola by karolynne March 11, 2009