| 1. | aids | ||
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A supposedly incurable disease that has one simple solution... KILL ALL THE PEOPLE WITH AIDS! AIDS although incurable can be stopped efficiently with a heavy, sharp, or poisonous object. Most easily solved by the use of guns.
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| 2. | Man Flu | ||
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A rare strain of flu so powerful and so deadly it can only be matched by the Bubonic Plague and Aids. A incurable virus which has adapted to only effect the "XY" gene found in men. The virus attacks the immune system 10,000 times harder than the average flu virus, causing excruciating pain for the victim. Man Flu has no cure and prayers can save the forsaken life of the infected. The often deadly virus is mostly laughed at by women who sadly cannot contract "Man Flu" Woman: Is he ok?
Doctor: I'm afraid not, I'm sad to say he has Man Flu |
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| 3. | Jesesus (ja-zee-ziss) | ||
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An incurable disease obtained by coming in close contact with any man named Jesus. Originating in Mexico, the illness has spread to North America, Europe, Asia, Africa and Antarctica. It has been known to cause:
Burning, irratation, inflamation, redness, restlessness, uncontrolable movements, loss of appetite, stomach pain or bloating, gas, indigestion, weight gain or loss, dry mouth, excessive saliva in the mouth, tongue pain, change in the ability to taste food, swollen lips, acne, hair loss, unusual discomfort in cold temperatures, constipation, depression, joint or muscle pain, brittle fingernails or hair, tiredness, shaking, muscle weakness, stiffness, twitching, tightness, loss of coordination, diarrhea, vomiting, excessive thirst, frequent urination, giddiness, ringing in the ears, jerky movements, blackouts, seizures, slurred speech, irregular or pounding heartbeat, chest tightness, confusion, hallucinations, crossed eyes, discolored fingers and toes, headache, pounding noises inside the head, changes in vision, paleness, itching, rash, swelling of the eyes, face, lips, tongue, throat, hands, feet, ankles or lower legs, increased thoughts of cannibalism, retraction of testicles, increased rate of hair growth, excretion of live caterpillars of butterflies and sudden urge to play the accordion. If you have any or all of these symptoms you should alert your doctor immediately. While Jenny was in Mexico, she slept with a male prostitute named Jesus and died two months later from the Jesesus (ja-zee-ziss) disease.
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| 4. | incurable penis acne | ||
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Also know as genital herpes Bob says: yoo whats that on my dick??
Billy says: thats genital herpes! Joe says: hahah u got incurable penis acne. |
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| 5. | Dude Cancer. | ||
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A seeming incurable made up disease that affects only guys, and is extremely deadly. An excuse you can use to get out of sticky situations that makes yourself look like a total douche. Don't use it, unless you're trying to get out of marriage. Then be my guest. "Uh... I don't think he could make the wedding. He died. He had Incurable Dude Cancer."
"I can't go to the meeting, I have Dude Cancer." |
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| 6. | Braditis | ||
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Incurable disease, a gut- wrenching feeling you get when you can't think of anything but Brad. I need to study, but my Braditis is acting up today.
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| 7. | Lifetime Channel | ||
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used to refer to someone having an incurable STD such as herpes, warts or HIV/AIDS. "Dang shawty so sexy! Too bad I heard she got the Lifetime Channel"
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