Incurbent 

When one fails to pronounce the word incumbent, resulting in a retarded sounding version of the word. Darcey first created the word when a crowd of people were playing volleyball.

Guy 1: Tyson Gay is the incurbent champion seat 1 in the 100 meter dash in the olympics, right?

Guy 2: You mean he's the incumbent champion seed one in the 100 meter dash. Yes, he is, he holds the world record. But man, you don't want to say incurbent otherwise you'll sound really, really retarded. Oh yeah, also don't say seat one, its seed one.

Guy 1: Aww man, your right, I just pulled a Darcey!!

Incurbent by ChrisFow June 24, 2008

Incurbent 

When one fails to pronounce the word "incumbent", resulting in a retarded sounding version of the word.

Jake: George bush was the "incurbent" in the 2004 presidential election right darnell?

Darnell: Well ya, but you mean he was the incumbent. You sound retarded if you say incurbent.

Jake: Aww man your right, i just pulled an M.D.!

Incurbent by ChrisFow June 15, 2008

Incurbent 

When one fails to pronounce the word incumbent, resulting in a retarded sounding version of the word. Darcey first created the word when a crowd of people were playing volleyball.

Guy 1: Tyson Gay is the incurbent champion seat 1 in the 100 meter dash in the olympics, right?

Guy 2: You mean he's the incumbent champion seed one in the 100 meter dash. Yes, he is, he holds the world record. But man, you don't want to say incurbent otherwise you'll sound really, really retarded. Oh yeah, also don't say seat one, its seed one.

Guy 1: Aww man, your right, I just pulled a Darcey!!

Incurbent by ChrisFow June 24, 2008

Incurbent Pose 

The "Darcey Zoolander's" alter ego. Basically the same face, (eyebrows raised in a retarded fashion) but with a different name. This name came about because Darcey was the first to use the word incurbent and also he made the Darcey zoolander, so we decided to incorporate them both into one name.

Guy 1: Oh man, that guy just did the incurbent pose!!!

Guy 2: Whats the incurbent pose?

Guy 1: Ever heard of the darcey zoolander?

Guy 2: Yup

Guy 1: Its basically the same face as that, just with a different name.

Incurbent Pose by ChrisFow June 19, 2008

incumbent advantage 

A phenomena known to occur when one party of a relationship must choose between their current partner or an outsider for whom they also have feelings. Statistically the sitting partner takes the advantage by merit of a proven track record and the ease with which a standing relationship can be maintained.

After it came out that she was already involved, it became apparent that i was once again about to fall victim to the incumbent advantage.

incumbent advantage by Harold the tax man September 27, 2010

incumbentitis 

A condition caused by having very few options for broadband service, usually from only a cable or telephone company (incumbent broadband providers). This condition causes irritability, low property values, bank account bleeding, video buffering, net neutrality violations, brain drain, and other symptoms common from slow overpriced broadband service.

The most effective treatment for incumbentitis is a community owned, open-access fiber network.

This game download is taking forever. I would switch to a faster provider if I could, but the only option in my area is Comclink. I have a severe case of incumbentitis.

incumbentitis by fiberguy December 6, 2018

incumbent 

It's some big-educated word which just means 'already in', or 'the kahuna in power running e-{lr}-ection again'.

Pronounced "In-cum-Bent", because when you're "in",
you're "in"! The "cum" is for those who "bent", usually by electing you.

Channel 10 Reporter: In 2 words Ricky, what are your thoughts on the incumbent and the election?

Ricky: Fuck off!

incumbent by Dan the Rod Leroux June 9, 2007