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like oh my god shazza that guy is such an inchie!!
inchie by amadeo November 24, 2006
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What people call dudes with small dicks. They usually are only a couple inches or less. Most women don’t like inchies.
Dora: You know boots has an inchie, like for real it’s hella small.
Diego: Dammm cuz I needa chill because the tea is to hot today.
Dora: Haha, I couldn’t find that shit on a map lol. His inchie pinchie ass
Diego: *dies from laughing to hard*
Inchie by Tbhmanidk September 3, 2019
The best person you will ever meet she is very kind and funny and smart and caring and honest, if you ever saw an Inchie you should bless her becouse she brings luck.
You ate so kind! Just like an Inchie
Inchie by Gdiwhxb November 22, 2021

7.4 inches 

The length Laurenz claims his tool is.
"I've got 7.4 inches."
7.4 inches by Timo Teo November 4, 2008

1 incher 

Katie: i fucked sam last night at the party
Emma: :O :O :O u so lucky omg
Katie: he had a 1 incher
Emma : lol
1 incher by TheHunterOfPussy December 4, 2016

Twelve inches a spade

A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots

"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.
Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.

Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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