n. A person to whom you can say inappropriate and awkward comments though it never feels inappropriate or awkward (because they love you that much)
Girl: "So I was thinking, if I got a cat, I'd never need a man."
Boy: "Umm, yes you would."
Girl: "Nope, I really wouldn't!"
Boy: "Fine, you wouldn't. You should get a cat."
Girl: "This is why you are my inawk."
Boy: "Hey, are you going on a date tonight?!"
Girl: "No, why?"
Boy: "That guy you like is going on a date! I just figured...oh."
Girl: "Um, yeah, thanks, inawk."
Boy: "Doh!"
Boy: "Umm, yes you would."
Girl: "Nope, I really wouldn't!"
Boy: "Fine, you wouldn't. You should get a cat."
Girl: "This is why you are my inawk."
Boy: "Hey, are you going on a date tonight?!"
Girl: "No, why?"
Boy: "That guy you like is going on a date! I just figured...oh."
Girl: "Um, yeah, thanks, inawk."
Boy: "Doh!"
by smile262 March 30, 2010