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two jokes in one 


Two jokes in one means when you're in a group of people and make a mean but really funny joke about anyone while someone in the group is connected to that anyone or it can be about anyone in the group but they don't get it. Also when you make the joke, usually you must let a couple friends know about it before you say it. The ending is priceless because you and a couple of friends end up laughing with the person the mean joke is about or connected to. Sometimes though you give a hint to the person you joke about and when they answer, your friends will start laughing hysterically while you say, "Oh, my bad man I didn't know that you...." or something like that. If you don't play dumb in the end, your friend may not like you.

There's also three, four, and five jokes in one. Three jokes in one is same as two jokes in one but the friend that you're joking about adds more stuff to the joke while being completely oblivious, making it three jokes in one. Four jokes in one is like three jokes in one but another person who wasn't following the joke or conversation, or doesn't even know what's going on, says they actually and honestly know or saw what you said. And finally five jokes in one is like four jokes in one but a person who didn't hear everything correctly starts talking about something completely different that is very little or completely not related to the original joke. There is no one joke in one because that's just an ordinary joke. Two jokes in one are 2 points, three jokes are 3, four jokes are 4, 5 jokes are 5.

This is all intended as fun things to do while hanging out with a group of friends.
Two jokes in one.

Person:

Man I met a girl yesterday and she is just plain dumb. She's kinda chubby and always wears these stupid gay colored flip flops. In this case you don't even have to let your friends know because they'll notice right away.

I went to the dealership and looked at some Hyundai cars. I can't believe people buy that kind of shit. Someone in the group has to own that car and others must know that too. But for the joker to get away with it, he or she has to play dumb and not know about the car.

Event:

This one is really tough to get right at the right time, but imagine you say something that nobody could believe one of your friends would do, and soon after you say that another friend comes from somewhere and does the exact thing while completely being oblivious to it. This is when you say "talking about the devil".
two jokes in one by ice breaker October 2, 2007
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funniest joke in the world 

you.
“dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”

in-house joke

When a small portion of a group understands an obscure reference that refers to something that the rest of the group is unaware of. This is used expressly when referring to a work situation that other work people do not understand.

Synonym: inside joke
Person #1: Hey, Bruins, agree?

Person #2 (to all): What are you talking about?

Person 3#: Don't worry, it is an in-house joke.
in-house joke by DDT in BOS June 21, 2011

Joke in a hat 

This is a major insult only used when one has run out of the normal insults and needs something that will incompass all of the other insults into one big one. One can spice things up by substituting other words at the end such as, joke in a hobo's sock, joke in a rabbits ear, joke in a paper bag or even joke in a goats butt crack..ext.
Me- Alvin can i borrow your car tomorrow bro?
Alvin- No man i need it to take my girlfriend to a play.
Me- Your a "Joke in a hat" you dork.

I asked billy bob to come to my ex girlfriends birthday party and that "joke in a sock" said he had to study.
Joke in a hat by kBk12 December 9, 2008

in the joes

When something is broken or someone is drunk beyond repair.
Did you see James last night at the party he was in the joes
in the joes by Tootb August 31, 2020

funniest joke in the world 

you.
hey dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”

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