The rallying cry of the brave /b/tards who protect habbos from AIDS-infested pools and protest against the racist mods and their quest to exterminate all nigra in the hotel.
by AnonymousIsWatching August 11, 2006
When someone has the idea for a species then decides to make people pay them money in order to make their own.
Girl 1: Hey, check out this drawing I made of a dog/sushi hybrid!
Girl 2: Sorry, sushidogs are a closed species, you need to pay someone online $35 to draw your idea...
Girl 2: Sorry, sushidogs are a closed species, you need to pay someone online $35 to draw your idea...
by Lemmy-Lo June 4, 2020
Jerry experienced a close call when he was sailing on his boat and a strong gale knocked down his mast and missed his head by a hair.
by Philco January 11, 2008
by bungalow bill March 1, 2005
A slang from the 1920’s, meaning “sorry babe, no kissing/making out now”.
Often said if not appropriate at the moment.
Often said if not appropriate at the moment.
by ohnoMillie November 1, 2017
A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.
1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.
2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends
2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends
by bAc0Nb0Y November 13, 2003
Someone who doesn't say much about themselves, no one really knows anything about their past, hobbies, or likes/dislikes.
A closed book is sometimes mistakenly defined as someone with "trust issues".
A closed book is sometimes mistakenly defined as someone with "trust issues".
Person 1: How much do you know about her?
Person 2: Not much. She's a closed book, so she doesn't share much about her.
Person 2: Not much. She's a closed book, so she doesn't share much about her.
by Cynedia August 9, 2016