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mass genocide in the name of Allah 

killing many people for the one named Allah
I did a push-up today. Well actually I committed mass genocide in the name of Allah, Now I need chocolate.

do it in the name of god 

Something said in an argument that suggests that if God exists, he would want people to do this. Usually a good sign that the person saying this is messed in the head.
Bomb the enemy now! Do it in the name of God!

Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus? 

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.
I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".

What in the name of saint francis 

Variation of the WTF intensifier, sometimes found in Britain. The point being, to draw the expression out as long as possible as in
"What in the name of saint francis the brave was that?"

Incest in the name of law 

Did you really commit incest in the name of law

I rebuke you in the name of our lordt and slayvior 

To express sharp, stern disapproval of; reprove; reprimand in the name of something gay af and non-religious because Jesus was a charlatan and Christians currently/still suck. Can be used to rebuke any person, place, thing, etc.
Person 1: Does this brown belt go with my black crocs?
Person 2, probably a gay: No, baby, no, and I rebuke you in the name of our Lordt and Slayvior.

Person 1: You wanna go get Chic-Fil-A?
Person 2: I will never give them my money to continue squandering on the oppression of LGBT+ rights and I rebuke them in the name of our Lordt and Slayvior.