Fucking one's face with food

Eating esp. in large amounts.

I sat at that diner and fucked my face with ice cream for a full hour

by Tzeen from Badassmofo.com May 14, 2004

put a smile on one's face

to make someone feel happy.

Look at Freddy, he looks so sad, let's go and put a smile on his face. ( put a smile on one's face.)

by Nabeel, January 12, 2008

having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face

- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces

by Nomdi February 3, 2019

Face one

v. to smoke blunt or L to the face (by yourself)

I had such a long day, I think I might go face one.

by bluntsandcunts December 14, 2010

Face Ones

Slang for a fight on Facebook. Comes from the slang "Throw the ones" (Slang for two people to square off and fight). The 'Face Ones' is basically an arguement in which neither side will actually get hurt, it's more or less just people having an online fight.

--------------------Conversation in a Status-----------------------
Luis: That is a lovely vase you have there.
Richard: lol Luis you're such a fag, looking at vases and shit
Luis: What nigga!? I'll fight you!
Richard: Yeah right you little punk ass bitch!
Cody: Oh Jeez they're throwing the FACE ONES again.

by CMTOTHEZ August 17, 2011

get outta one's sight/ face

> Leave

> go away.

The hell are you doing here?? Get outta my sight!!!

by reia March 11, 2005

one eyed poker face

while receiving oral sex the male ,just before orgasm, will swiftly jerk his penis from the womens mouth and poke her in the right eye with it then when she screams shove his penis balls deep down her throat and ejaculate.

dave felt his balls tremble with excitment so he ripped his swollen pecker from sallys mouth and jabbed her right eye with it. sally screamed in pain only to be gaged by daves monster meat. laughing dave said " and thats why they called him 'one eyed poker face'."

by JonSyn November 14, 2009