| 1. | in/stall | ||
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describes an effort to install an application that hangs interminably or freezes the whole operating system. Don't pay for that crash-app. It will in/stall.
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| 2. | staller | ||
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Someone who takes an inordinate amount of time inside a bathroom stall. It is unclear if they are reading, sleeping, or using it for its intended purpose. Especially annoying during the busiest times, aka "flush hour". My coffee kicked in so I went into the mens room ... not only was it flush hour, but there was a staller...I didn't think I was going to make it dude!
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| 3. | SuicideStall | ||
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This is when you go into a bathroom needing to take a JDub, and there is only one stall available (the others are occupied by other MadShyters). The absolute worst situation is when there are 3 stalls, and you get stuck with the middle one. You're caught in the cross-fire of stank smells. "P-Diddy went upstairs planning to take a RayBurr, but instead was stuck in the SuicideStall" or "After an evening of drinking Natty Light, ER went to the Mall. Suddenly, he knew he had to drop a JDub in a damn hurry. He went to the Mall bathroom, but the only stall available was the SuicideStall. He decided to try to smuggle the JDub back home, but instead shat in he draws as he went over a speed bump on the way out of the Mall".
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| 4. | Poo Battle | ||
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The fight which ensues in a public or office restroom with multiple stalls over which occupant will win the right to poo in privacy. It is a general rule that the first occupant shall be the victor and a newly arriving poo-er must concede the entire restroom and come back later. However, there are times when a new poo-er cannot postpone or doesn't have the couth to wait...thereby commencing a Poo Battle. Corporate Office Worker #1: "I was in the poo stall (back of the bathroom) and some heffa came in and sat quietly for several minutes waiting for me to splash and dash! Too bad, I was there first! I won that poo battle"
Corporate Office Worker #2: "Damn, that is beyond rude! We should post a sign in the stall about the rules for pooing!" I'm fixin' to go poo soon. I WISH somebody would battle me! <office workers high-five each other> |
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| 5. | Pee Paranoia | ||
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Pee Paranoia (n): That feeling you get when you are in a public bathroom, and you think that everyone is listening to you pee. This makes you very uncomfortable, so you try to make as little noise as possible, but then you think that the other person is like "omg, why are they peeing so softly". This freaks you out even more, making you unable to pee any longer.
Signs/Symptoms of a Paranoid Pee-er person: - inability to use public restrooms - you hear short bursts of pee from the stall, and then rustling to cover up the sound. Girl #1: I need to use the bathroom, is their one around here?
Girl #2: Yeah, but it's a public restroom. Girl #1: Why does that matter? Girl #2: Of course it matters, I have pee paranoia. |
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