by I like buns March 12, 2015
An ancient tourture method founded by Marisa in which you strap someone to a chair or table and tilt their head back then hyperextend their mouth and insert a broom either handle side first or the other way around and wait till they choke
by The real Marisa March 31, 2021
When a person defacates into a condom. Then puts it in a boiling pot of water with some salt (for a burning sensation). Puts the condom in the boiling pot with salt for 20 minutes. Then proceeds to shove it up one anus HOT!!.
by Alaskan pipeline May 23, 2017
The act of placing half of a straw up a man's urethra and the other half up another man's urethra. The pair can then proceed with fluid exchanges in the form of semen or urine.
Mike had just finished his fruity smoothie with Raph. The straw was tempting so they performed a Mississippi pipeline.
by ForMikeD June 17, 2011
A result of the natural phenomenon of social networking via cannabis smoking, the Stoner Pipeline is a system of individuals who are acquainted or closer to each other solely because they both share the characteristic of being a marijuana smoker a.k.a. a stoner.
Every true stoner has their own personal Stoner Pipeline (whether they know it or not) consisting of all the people they know that smoke. A true stoner holds these people differently than others. A true stoner sees another stoner as a sort of brethren. A mutual sense of respect connects these true stoners, because both are active in something illegal and what they were taught not to do, yet they live it and love it.
Regions that have smaller stoner populations actually have stronger Stoner Pipelines connection. The less stoners there are in an area, the closer and more dependent the stoners are on each other. In these sort of regions people can become best friends as soon as they find out the other is a stoner.
Every true stoner has their own personal Stoner Pipeline (whether they know it or not) consisting of all the people they know that smoke. A true stoner holds these people differently than others. A true stoner sees another stoner as a sort of brethren. A mutual sense of respect connects these true stoners, because both are active in something illegal and what they were taught not to do, yet they live it and love it.
Regions that have smaller stoner populations actually have stronger Stoner Pipelines connection. The less stoners there are in an area, the closer and more dependent the stoners are on each other. In these sort of regions people can become best friends as soon as they find out the other is a stoner.
-How do you know Davy?
-Through the Stoner Pipeline.
-Huh?
-.....I bought weed from him one time.
-Oh.
-Through the Stoner Pipeline.
-Huh?
-.....I bought weed from him one time.
-Oh.
by Jack Fraust October 14, 2009
When one person sits on the toilet taking a crap, and another person sits on his or her shoulders and is also taking a crap, while screaming like a goose (hence the term “squeaky pipeline”. The crap from the person on their shoulders will then slide down the back of the person who is sitting on the toilet, and fall into the toilet bowl.
by JewGasser69 November 19, 2019
When a person of the female sex takes a sample of there "bowel movement", specifically a longer sample and freezes it. Then this person uses this frozen bowel movement as a sex toy such as a "dildo".
by John McFie July 9, 2006