I'm in deep shit

When you have been playing video games all semester and finally the time has come when your in deep shit. This means that you have to do a whole semesters worth of work in a week or two. I'm Definitely in deep shit.

Holy shit! I'm in deep shit! I got an assignment to do for tomorrow and i haven't even started!

by The Lazy Slacker January 3, 2019

deep shit diver

a person, generally male, with a diving certificate, who specializes in colon exploring

when i was on jack cousteau's crew of 20 men, i became a skilled deep shit diver!!

by sk3pt1c January 7, 2006

Knee deep in shit

In big trouble

Man, when your ol' lady fines out you been messing around on her, you'll be knee deep in shit.

by Captain Cheesewhiz January 27, 2012

Shit's Deep

Phrase used to simply describe something mind-blowing or deeply philosophical in nature. Often said when too lazy to reply in an equally sophisticated or intellectual manner.

Girl: "Have you ever thought that perhaps the Universe created intellectual beings so it is able to understand itself?"

Guy: "I can't say that I have."

Girl: "It's quite mind-bending."

Guy: "Shit's deep."

by TheUrbanProfessor November 18, 2011

deep fried shit

When you take a shit and once it comes out your asshole burns.

Matt: I had these hot ass wings yesterday and when i took a shit afterwards my ass was on fire.
Joe: no way dude, thats a deep fried shit

by jdawg328 June 11, 2017

neck deep in sheep shit

To be in a situation that there is no way out of.
To no longer have any control over your own life.
To be totally surrounded by sheeple. (stupid people)

'I am totally neck deep in sheep shit over this baby thing
I never should banged that silly bitch!"

by jsd9632 January 6, 2012

Deep Shit Nine

1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.

2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.

Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.

Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.

Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.

Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.

Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?

by Jack Jazz 1 May 25, 2018