no bulge

No cock. Greek guy with little or no cock. No meat all salad.

Damn Nick has no bulge in his pants!

by AnacondaMan22 December 4, 2017

no bulge

Little or no cock at all. Greek guy with a little pecker.

Damn Nick has no bulge in his pants!

by AnacondaMan22 December 4, 2017

dick bulge

When you have too much dick and lack of space in your pants so a lump is formed

Girl: He has a huge Dick Bulge
Guy: His pants are to small

by Yolo Boo December 9, 2013

Square Bulge

When the outline of your phone sticks out of your front pants pocket

Ryan got a double square bulge in his jeans when he had to hold on to his wife's phone for her.

by strikerg September 5, 2018

Bowie bulge

An obscenely prominent and hard-to-ignore bulge in the crotch area of a male's clothing.

Originates from the movie Labyrinth, where rock legend David Bowie plays the Goblin King, dressed in a skin-tight spandex catsuit that completely fails to conceal his genitalia. This is made all the more uncomfortable by the fact that his character materialises in a teenage girl's bedroom and steals her baby brother.

I enjoyed the Cirque du Soleil but some of the guys had some serious Bowie bulge going on.

by pk20 August 26, 2008

Bulsara Bulge

Congratulations! You’ve made a search only real Queenies would.
Bulsara Bulge~ the blessing of Freddie Mercury or Farrokh Bulsara ‘s large penis.
This is truly a blessing.

Me: WOAHHHH DUDE LOOK AT FREDDIE’S BULSARA BULGE IN LIVE AID!
Friend: ah shit, here we go again... yes, yes we know Freddie has a large dick.

by malekandmercury August 14, 2019

Dad Bulge

The bulge on men's crotches, created from the tight jeans and tucked in polo/button down shirt look that fathers have perfected.

My dad bulge is better than your dad bulge.

by DadBulge June 13, 2011