implosive diarrhea 

antonym for explosive diarrhea
implosive diarrhea is a spontaneous action in which poop compacts inside of your butthole, and is forcefully ejected out the mouth some 100 yards

Rob: "Holy shit implosive diarrhea! "
Jim: "You know rob, i really don't like you"

implosive diarrhea by jack bruce June 29, 2005

Improlted 

When you are impressed at your friend's success, but revolted at the things they did to get it.

"Did you hear that Tom hyped his underground supper club by pretending to be two anonymous commentors talking to each other on that food blog?"
"Ugh, yes. But he's got half this city eating out of his hand. I'm so improlted."

Improlted by Torkalork August 20, 2013

Implosive Diarrhea 

The exact opposite of explosive Diarrhea.

Ouch, see i would go to your party but I have implosive Diarrhea. OR
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!

Implosive Diarrhea by BassDefender May 15, 2015

Implosive Diarrhea 

Taking a shit with such velocity that it creates a vacuum of space in your body that sucks the fecal matter back inside of you.

He pushed with such force that the diarrhea had became Implosive Diarrhea and flowed back into the comfort of it's dwelling before being released once more.

Implosive Diarrhea by Vonvanvon January 31, 2023

implosive 

Describes someone who reacts to criticism by becoming quiet and withdrawn. As opposed to explosive, which means that they "explode" into anger.

Usually introverts are implosive and extroverts are explosive, but neither of those are a rule.

Bob: You made a mistake over here.
Bill: (Silence)
Bob: Feeling implosive today, are we?

implosive by Al Benedict June 15, 2011

genetically impolite 

someone who is of destible nature, or lower intelligence

bitch, asshole, idiot

genetically impolite by Steve Anderson October 6, 2004

impolite 

to be rude or disciminate someone.

she was very impolite to me.

impolite by james edwards03 February 12, 2009