impedence

A measurement (in Ohms) of how much an electrical circuit pushes back when it's pushed.

The phone/phono jack input to an amp is usually a high-impedence circuit. It will not allow a high amount of current to flow into the amp. Woofers on the other hand are low-impedence devices which allow a large current flow from the amp to provide a massive amount of power to the people...unless you push too much and smoke em.

impedence by hillsurfer March 28, 2007

The IMPEDE Continuum 

A theory which states that a universe is created from sheer awesomeness and the awesomeness which creates a universe radiates from someone with sheer awesomeness. The awesomeness obstructs any other force which can potentially create life or the like - Hence, it is called the "IMPEDE Continuum". (FYI, if you don't know, Impede means to obstruct.) In other words, awesomeness created the universe and everything else was created by China. Awesome right?

Person 1: Guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Totally did something awesome.
Person 2: And that was...?
Person 1: I created this theory about how awesomeness can create a universe. I called it "The IMPEDE Continuum"

<Explains The IMPEDE Continuum>

Person 1: Awesome right?
Person 2: Awesome....

<awkward silence>

Person 2: I wonder what kind of universe just got created...

The IMPEDE Continuum by Ren Atarashi March 13, 2010

Impede 

Doing a backflip in a dank af invironment while stoned.

"OMG I just did the dank MLG impede!"

Impede by Unit2465 August 3, 2015

impedemize 

When a person who as a speach impediment tries to correct someone speaking properly so that the proper speaking person then speaks with the impediment.. the person has had their speach impedimized..

This example must be given verbally

impedemize by Deaner April 2, 2003

Impedemaniac

A person or a group of people who either on purpose or unconsiously often impede the movements of others. Also called Impedemonger.

Impedemaniacs are; people who stop and stand in doorways keeping others from passing through, People who walk, jog or bycycle in the street instead of on the sidewalk or bikepath. People who stand around in a group on walkways, stairs, or in streets and parking lots. A person who will stand in front of the refrigerator, closet or cabinet when they know you will be needing an item from that place.

Impedemaniac by Impeded July 23, 2010

Impeed

Not urinating

There is someone impeed

Impeed by I didn't know November 5, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6>Will Never Repent For What I Will Do When Someone Impedes My Cognizant Awareness As An Individual<.7.9.7.6.> by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025