Weekend immune system

Another way of saying drunk and/or hungover. Owing to alcohols ability to suppress the immune system and the fact that it is usually drunk in largest quantities on the weekend.

Ugh yeah I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I have a weekend immune system

Weekend immune system by lusciouslucas February 11, 2019

Word of the Day on February 21, 2019

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Immune System

A system used to kill bacteria and viruses. Also fungi, and parasites.

Example of Imunne doing its job.

Macrophage: Yo! There is a bacteria over here.
Neutrophils: Ok man, gonna eat this dude, and we are done!

Another example.

Killer T-Cells: Yo! This infected cell is going to die.
inset cell dying

Last example.

B-Cells: Yo this bacteria is too dangerous, gonna make some Antibodies.
insert bacteria being disabled and Macrophages and Neutrophils eating them

1: how's your immune system doing?
2: ok, they are fighting the Flu.

Immune System by sussiboka December 31, 2021

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Immune from Consciousness

Ignoring facts, common sense, and human compassion because religious or political doctrines and dogma dictate a course of action or thought which belies common decency.

I think most politicians and religious leaders are immune from consciousness...look how they treat the environment.

Immune from Consciousness by GaiaGirl December 18, 2013