immanuwhale

A person who holds the qualities of both a man and a whale. Usually the type of person capable of cooking meals that can satisfy God's pallet. Hence why they are fat (whale), because they always eat their own food.

(Guy talking to his friend)
Guy: I'm a man you whale!
Friend: Why did you call me a whale, I never asked whether you were a man or not...
Guy: immanuwhale.

by Jimothy of the Jimmies March 9, 2017