When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.
by JudyDavid August 7, 2009
by Chaluun squad May 4, 2020
1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.
2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.
2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.
“I just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”
by AdamEntity October 4, 2013
The Immaculate Tadow is when you are overwhelmed to the point that you just experienced a "Tadow" but you haven't done anything.
Dude, I think I love this chick.
What!! She must of hit you with the "Tadow"
No, that shit was like an Immaculate Tadow, I havent even kissed her yet
What!! She must of hit you with the "Tadow"
No, that shit was like an Immaculate Tadow, I havent even kissed her yet
by Good Juan Time July 1, 2010
by DrakeDrizzyOvO September 10, 2020
The Newspaper Times
FRONT PAGE NEWS
POLICE SEEK OUT AN IMMACULATE BUTTPIRATE FOR QUESTIONING!
In today's story a man claims being raped by a person of the same gender. There is no evidence of the person who is responsible. Police are trying to figure out who the perpetrator is. There is no evidence in the scene of the crime.
FRONT PAGE NEWS
POLICE SEEK OUT AN IMMACULATE BUTTPIRATE FOR QUESTIONING!
In today's story a man claims being raped by a person of the same gender. There is no evidence of the person who is responsible. Police are trying to figure out who the perpetrator is. There is no evidence in the scene of the crime.
by YaniK August 7, 2009
by Vern Swanson February 5, 2014