Top Definition
The act being aroused and then masturbaiting while taking a lovely crap. Most people imagine a blow job while they are doing this act.
Landon would sit on the toilet for hours giving himself an imaginary blumpkin after his breakup with jackie.
by insanesexybeast January 29, 2011

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