im on a boat 

the most amazing experience of your life. A time to ride some dolphins, fuck some mermaids, and wear some flippie floppies.

I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit. It started splashin', gettin' everybody all wet. This ain't sea world, this's as real as it gets. "Im on a boat" muthafucka, don't you eva forget!

Leonardo Di Caprio in Titanic "I'm King of the World" basically saying "Im on boat mutha fucka!"

im on a boat by Niral B.ip April 6, 2009

Im on skates

When entering the freeway at very fast rate per hour. (mph)

Timmy is entering the 710 freeway at 100 mph, he then yell out loud "IM ON SKATES" to warn his passengers that he is, or about to, enter the freeway at a very fast rate per hour.

Im on skates by mR. nAstA April 12, 2009

im on one 

trippin off of something; high off of drugs or drunk; overly happy for reasons no one else knows

I'm on one dog, that X got me in the zone

im on one by that dozen April 30, 2005

im on a boat 

A comical song by The lonely island

The lyrics to Im on a boat

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

im on a boat by Theooeyes April 16, 2009

im on your ass 

The 2017 way of saying "I'm on your case". When you're on to someone and what they've been doing.

The 2017 way of saying "I'm on your case". When you're on to someone and what they've been doing.

Tommy: Where've you been? We've been looking for you and Samantha.

Samuel: ok? I've been nowhere

Tommy: yeah right. im on your ass boy!!!

im on your ass by anonymous September 13, 2017

Im on a phone dumbass 

1. The person is using a phone to type instead of a computer, as an excuse for typing slowly or typing with horrible grammar. Commonly used angrily and/or childishly.
2. The person is using a phone and wants you to getaway.

1. "You type really slow," I typed. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied.
2. "My kid needs milk," I said. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied, putting their phone up to my face.

Im on a phone dumbass by SpeedoThreeSixty November 16, 2020

Im On Ittt 

1. As a greeting, ("Hi" "Im on ittt")
2. As a goodbye, ("i gotta go" "Im on itttt")
3. To define success, ("You made a 3, so what?" "IM ON Ittttt")
4. Expression of 'doing something', ("Let's hoop these clowns" "IM ON Itttt"
5. To express yourself feeling "hyped" or "crazy".
IM On Itttt

-JayCWasHere

Screw you" "Damn forget this, Im On Ittt

Im On Ittt by JayCAllDay July 1, 2011