im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance 

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance by Krkič November 8, 2020

im meant to be studying 

oh me too! im gonna fail my science exam lol

Jordan: im meant to be studying
Ellie: really? well what are you doing here?
Jordan: Well i just dont want to
Ellie: fair enough

im meant to be studying by cockroach.hater March 29, 2021

waaah, you're mean! I'm telling! 

What oversensitive preschoolers say when they don't get their way.

First kid: Let's play on the swings!
Second kid: I'd rather play on the toy horsey.
First kid: Waaah, you're mean! I'm telling!

waaah, you're mean! I'm telling! by sjenetmkp March 28, 2010

i said it, i meant it, i'm here to represent it. 

Hank moody the mans ingenious phase of destiny

yea, that's right. I said it, i meant it, i'm here to represent it.

i said it, i meant it, i'm here to represent it. by Birdie Swanny August 3, 2017

I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else... 

When you search something up on Urban dictionary and have to pour bleach in your eyes, then apologize to your school board.

"Insert student name come to the office." You hustle down the dirty ragged hallways of hell, waiting for punishment.

"Why did you search that up?" the bearded principal says in disgust.

You stutter, "I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else..." The bearded principal glares at you, clicking his pen.

"Fine," he says. The room practically darkens, "I forgive you, child.."

I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else... by Pwaaool February 3, 2021