ilypocalypse 

Verb. To love someone the most, more than anything that uses ily to the max.

First person: ily to the max
Second person: ily to the max x10000000000000000000000
First person: ilypocalypse
Second person: oh I guess I can't beat that

ilypocalypse by CoolBeansLolCat April 6, 2010

iPocalypse

The destruction of the Earth by use of iTunes, as foreshadowed by the iTunes End User License Agreement.
Below are the words that have accurately predicted the morbid outcome of the near-future of computer software used for organizing digital music libraries.
"You also agree that you will not use these products for...the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons."

"Do you fear the iPocalypse?"
Preacher: "The iPocalypse is a-comin'!"
That Satanist kid who used his parents' house as a church when they left for the weekend: "I hereby summon the four demons of the iPocalypse!"
Or...

Man who walks into an airport carrying only his laptop case, going through the packs of security, then taking out his laptop:
"EVERYONE, GET DOWN! I'VE GOT iTUNES AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! IT'LL BE THE F**KIN' iPOCALYPSE!"

iPocalypse by Demonstray January 17, 2008

ipocalypse

The Internet works on IP Version 4 (IPv4) addressing. It is predicted that sometime late in 2011 that no more IPv4 addresses will be available. No doubt the press will declare the end of the Internet, and that all communications will soon cease. This the the IPOCALYPSE.

Predictions on the demise of the world, the end of the communications, and what companes will be affected will run rampant in the mainstream news. Some people will load up their women, guns and bibles and head to their cabins in Montana.

Of course, engineers have already thought about the solution, with the uber-practical name of IP Version 6, and are just waiting for the business and liberal arts fraternities to wake up and spend some money on the transition instead of smelling their armpits before heading out to an arts festival.

After the ipocalypse the Internet will fail and the entire world will collapse into economic failure.

ipocalypse by Etherealmind May 11, 2009

iPocalypse

When your iPod / MP3 player suddenly and unexpectedly wipes out all your music, causing fear, panic, and usually mass amounts of illegal downloading to replace the lost songs.

"Oh man, I just had an iPocalypse! I lost like 4000 songs!"

"Ian had an iPocalypse and now has to re-download all his music from torrent sites."

iPocalypse by Kaboooooooooom January 26, 2009

Isapocalypse 

Isa (ee-sa) + apocalypse Isa is a rune that symbolizes ice. During winter weather, sometimes there is freezing rain that leaves a sheet of ice on the ground; also when snow melts and re-freezes, that will leave ice. Extra caution is necessary when walking or traveling.

We've had icy weather all week. I'm tired of the isapocalypse, I want to see some sunshine!

Isapocalypse by Jade Griffin February 23, 2011

iPocalypse

The iPocalypse IRC Network

http://www.ipocalypse.net

iPocalypse by woie23 August 10, 2008

icepocalypse 

An ice storm of cataclysmic proportion

We were without electricity for a week during Icepocalypse 2011.

icepocalypse by greenice11 February 24, 2011