1. I Love You More Than Penis
2. I Love You More Than Pickles
3. I Love Your Momma's Tickle Plums
(whatever the hell "tickle plums are", we can only imagine. And we only imagine breasts, for some reason.)
1. Girl #1: I bought you those Holiday Special Snuggies for small dogs you wanted. I was embarrassed to the point of tears.
Girl# 2: Cool. ILYMTP sometimes!
2. Girlfriend: I hate you.
Boyfriend: Really????? Cuz ilymtp, bitch.
3. Guy#1: Uhh.... I hate when my Mom dresses like that.
Guy#2: Why? It's AWESOME! Ilymtp!