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1. I Love You More Than Penis 2. I Love You More Than Pickles 3. I Love Your Momma's Tickle Plums (whatever the hell "tickle plums are", we can only imagine. And we only imagine breasts, for some reason.) 1. Girl #1: I bought you those Holiday Special Snuggies for small dogs you wanted. I was embarrassed to the point of tears.
Girl# 2: Cool. ILYMTP sometimes! 2. Girlfriend: I hate you. Boyfriend: Really????? Cuz ilymtp, bitch. 3. Guy#1: Uhh.... I hate when my Mom dresses like that. Guy#2: Why? It's AWESOME! Ilymtp! |
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