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Asian illumination

noun:
1. flushing of the skin or redness in the cheeks caused by acetaldehyde buildup after drinking alcohol.

2. THAT DRUNK GLOW!

some background:
Acetaldehyde is a toxin produced from alcohol metabolism that causes flushing and many hangover symptoms. Some people take longer to break down acetaldehyde and experience symptoms for longer periods.

-AT bayBEE
Non-tomato: Hey, you look as red as a tomato! Got that Asian glow?
Tomato: Yeeep, got that Asian illumination! ;)
Asian illumination by Pap¡ May 15, 2016
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Like Blackpool illuminations 

When you leave lots of lights switched on in your house and your Mum says its like blackpool illuminations. Particuarly those who come from the north of england will understand
Switch the lights off it's like blackpool illuminations in here!

Illumination 

A spell that creates an orb of golden light, useful for seeing in dark areas, but usually for humans as spirits have perfect night vision.
"Can you cast an Illumination?"
"Only if you want us to be spotted."
Illumination by Kwing October 29, 2009

Blackpool Illuminations 

An annual lights festival in a coastal town in England, the whole promenade is covered in lights.

When a lot of (often unnecessary) lights are on in a house/building someone might liken it to Blackpool illuminations.
"This house is like bloody Blackpool illuminations! Why are all the lights on?!"

Premature De-Illumination 

The action of accidentally turning off the last light in the house (when it's dark outside) resulting in disorientation and/or bumping in to things whilst looking for for another light switch.
Mike: Bro! I was about to go to bed but I accidentally Prematurely De-Illuminated the room and had to use my cell phone as a flashlight!

Brad: Man, I know what you meen. You gotta be careful with that Premature De-Illumination, last night I smashed my foot trying to find the bathroom when I did that.

Illumination Entertainment 

The worst western animation studio to ever exist. They probably even think that kids are stupid.
I hate these garbage films made by Illumination Entertainment.

Illumination 

A western animation company that makes movies with one purpose: Make money. Their movies are cheap, bland, and just downright cringy. But they can somehow bring in $1.159 billion dollars. They also use celebrity voice actors to market their movies, which is pretty insulting to voice actors.
God, I can't believe that Illumination is making the Mario movie.
Yeah, they cast Chris Pratt as Mario! WHO DOES THAT?!
Illumination by crimeapples March 2, 2022